Sunday

This morning while Mike was changing Chase's diaper Connor goes up him and says's tauntingly "daddy's a mommy"

The weather is finally getting nice around here. So now we are taking to the usual summer activities like going on walks and riding bikes. So tonight we are on a walk and we here a bullet bike going like 100mph in a residential area, so I casually say "I hate that guy" so then the next thing we here is Connor saying "I hate that guy" repeated 3 times. I guess I really need to watch what I say. Then next we notice the guy on the bike is racing up our street so Mike yells "slow down" the guy flips around and comes over to us. He's covered in tatoos and gold cross chains. I honestly thought he was going to kill us. So Mike goes on to say "you need to slow down there are kids on the street." The guy(idiot) says "whenever I do this they're aren't any kids on the street" Mike is fuming and says "you just need to slow down" and then the guy punches him.
Just kidding but the guy did say that and then I tried to smooth things over and said "thanks bye" I really thought Mike was done for though.